Cataphiles. Inspired heavily by the tunnelers campaign. Paris, October 6th, 2026, 11:00 AM. Jean-Pierre, Ingrid, Alain, and Beverley are gathered in the communal space of their shared student accomodation. Their roommate, the affable Miguel Camion ('Mike Truck'), has gone missing, along with the majority of the flat's supply of baguettes and salami. If there's one thing that lad loves it's salami sandwiches. Heading to ⠀⠀⠀⠀1. Be back in 4hrs or less. Don't tell anyone, especially not my mom. Mike's last text to the group chat, a couple days ago. Ingrid tries to text him, but the messages aren't delivering. The...