Our ol’ grandpappy had it tough. Back in his day, when he wanted to build a new startup, he’d first spend months coveting the right venture capitalist, undergo hours of interrogations about his planned “agile development methodology” while being assaulted with steaks and strip clubs, diligently select the right lawyers to incorporate the company, and then he’d carefully spend a year or two assembling a crack team of multi-decade tenured employees from Oracle and Deloitte so they’d have just the right chance at cracking the $100k ARR mark by the time Java 1.4 dropped. You already know the joke I’m...