I said I was going monogamous with a man, but we agreed that he wouldn’t get his vagina surgically turned into a penis because I wasn’t going to break my vow of never sucking dick. As for monogamy, both me and my partner don’t want any mid- to long-term partners aside from each other, but we still have a hang for orgies, so we reshuffle the pseudo-polycule for our orgies every other week. This way, we stay monogamous except where monogamy is annoying (in bed). To do that, we’ve both become regular customers at Last Ditch, one of the few...