Anybody Wanna Peanut?

Cake Wrecks · 15 hours ago · discuss

[WARNING: Very mild adult humor ahead. Hide the children-folk!] John and I like to chat via Instant Messaging when we're across the house from each other. (Because AMERICA.) Below is our actual IM conversation from last night over today's cake: Me: Well, this earned a triple-take: [attaches photo]John: What is that??Me: You'll figure it out.John: Is it a number 1?Me: Noooo...John: Seriously, what the what?Me: Look closer.John: I literally have no idea. Me: *sigh* It's Thor's hammer, ok?[short pause][loud guffaws echo from the other room][short pause]John: Ok, so why the heck is there a peanut on the tip???Me: I have no idea. Maybe he's a Princess Bride fan? And before you all mention it, yes, this IS a pretty great cake... minus the surprisingly obscene topper, of course. Personally I like to think that Clayton is just a fan of the Avengers and Princess Bride.Thanks to Melanie K. for letting me hammer home another dong joke.*****P.S. Need to hide your eyes *and* listen to music or a good podcast? Then check THESE babies out: Bluetooth Sleep HeadphonesI listen to boring audio books on these every night to keep my brain from spinning out of control, which works wonders for my insomnia. Lately I've been wearing them like a sleep mask - like the model here - and WOW, that's helped even more than when I wore them like a headband! These things have been a life saver: comfy enough for side sleeping, not too loud like some of my old speakers, and they're on sale right now for $16 Prime. Note that they do run on the big side, but that works out great if you have a big head like me.