Australians! They walk among us! Do not be deceived by those charming faces! They might be your parent! They might sleep in the same bed as you at night! A half-breed might write the very blog you read! For the preservation of our precious bodily fluids, we must remove the scurrilous larrikin influence of Australia upon our American home computers, and I know exactly where to start! Why allow Dick Smith's name (even though he'd already sold Dick Smith Electronics' controlling interest to Woolies by then but stop ruining my intro) to corrupt this, um, rubber-keyed diminutive beige home computer...