When I was a kid I was fairly inept… my older sister was a near Olympian level athlete. And now she is a multi millionaire (owning dozens of businesses and featured in magazines). And I was super morbildy obese barely articulate and a borderline ostracized zombie like causality to television. I wanted to be a protege but was more a Owen Wilson character Eli Cash in the royal Tentamboums in my family hierarchy. And now I anonymously share my blog under the radar of my family except for a passive aggressive aunt who follows it and calls me a liar...